100% Butter
No complicated recipe.
He’s not building. He’s butterin’.
Welcome to the world’s most spreadable experiment in decentralized dairy. Powered by Proof of Spread, fueled by questionable decisions.
Proof of Spread 🧈Butter is the new block 🧈Churn the chain 🧈From blocks to butter 🧈Decentralized dairy 🧈The future is spreadable 🧈No roadmap. Just churn. 🧈Proof of Spread 🧈Butter is the new block 🧈Churn the chain 🧈From blocks to butter 🧈Decentralized dairy 🧈The future is spreadable 🧈No roadmap. Just churn. 🧈
$BUTTER ContractRevealed at launch — the factory opens Saturday. 🧈
Signature game
Butter Catcher Deluxe
Thirty seconds of alpine dairy chaos.
Score0
Time30
Lives5/5
BUTTER CATCHER
Catch butter. Grab hearts. Avoid the disasters.
BUTTER +10 · HEART +1 life · MILK +5
SPLAT / HOT −1 life · missed butter −1 life
Move with your mouse or finger.
Tokenomics, but dairy
The Butterconomy
Simple numbers on the side of the packet, like any honest block of butter.
Total supply
0
$BUTTER · Churned, not printed
Robinhood Chain
Churned on-chain.
Proof of Spread
Extremely scientific.
Community
The cows demanded it.
How it works
The Spread Protocol
🥛01
Acquire Cream
Find the $BUTTER market and enter the dairy ecosystem.
🌀02
Churn the Chain
Participate, share memes, and contribute to the spread.
🍞03
Spread the Future
Bring more people into the most unnecessarily elaborate butter joke on-chain.
No promises, just churn
The Extremely Serious Roadmap
Dates are a construct. Butter is real.
Phase 1 — Cream
CREAMING- Launch $BUTTER
- Deploy website
- Teach cows about crypto
Phase 2 — Churn
CHURNING- Community grows
- More butter
- Possibly acquire a larger bucket
Phase 3 — Spread
SPREADING- More exchanges
- More memes
- Butter everywhere
Phase 4 — Golden Age
ALMOST GOLDEN- We have no idea what happens next.
Documented history
The Butter Archives
The most important events in butter history, verified by the cows.
Archive #001
The First Churn
September 23, 2026
The factory opened.
The butter started.
Nobody knew why.
$BUTTER was born. 🧈
Archive #002
The Great Spread
September 2026
$BUTTER hit the Robinhood Chain.
The factory doors opened.
The spreading began. 🧈
Archive #003
Butter Catcher Deluxe
September 2026
30 seconds.
One bucket.
Infinite butter.
The factory got a game. 🧈🎮
Archive #004
The Cows Have Arrived
September 2026
The cows have arrived.
They have seen the roadmap.
Morale is high. 🐄🧈
Live from the dairy
Factory Status
Real-time readings from the churn floor. Certified by the cows.
Butter Production
CHURNING
Milk Supply
STABLE
Cow Morale
EXCELLENT
Spread Pressure
RISING
Launch Status
SATURDAY
Churn Momentum
BUTTERY
All readings are vibes, not financial data. The cows stand by them.
Community
Join the Churn Community
Every revolution needs a little butter. Join the people, degenerates, developers, artists, and dairy enthusiasts helping spread the lore.